Complete List of Parts

• Man in Chair 
  -the narrator, provides the framework for the show within the show, non-singing, non-dancing

• Robert Martin
  -the bridegroom, rich oil tycoon, portrayed by a notoriously "bad" actor, baritone
• Janet Van de Graaf
  -the bride, famous Broadway star, giving up the stage for love, soprano with belt
• George
  -the best man, terribly overwhelmed with planning the wedding, high baritone
• Mrs. Tottendale
  -the hostess of the wedding, an adorable old lady who can't remember anything, soprano
• Underling
  -the persnickety butler or manservant of Mrs. Tottendale, speaks his mind dryly, baritone
• Gangster #1
  -One of a pair of gangster posing as innocent pastry chefs, Gangster #1 is more of the "brains," baritone
• Gangster #2
  -The other of the pair.  Gangster #2 is a little slower on the uptake, baritone
• Drowsy
  -The slightly Tipsy chaperone of the bride, carefree and whimsical, a diva, mezzo-soprano
• Aldolpho
  -the Latin Lover, the King of Romance, played by the man of a thousand accents, baritone
• Feldzieg
  -the Producer, trying to sabotage the wedding to save his neck, baritone
• Kitty
  -a flaky chorus girl, flapper, trying to steal Janet's spotlight and win Feldzieg's approval, soprano
• Trix
  -an Aviatrix, flies in on a plane and saves the day, mezzo-soprano with belt
• Superintendent
  -speaking only (although will probably double in chorus), ruins the moment near the end of the show
• Reporter #1 - some lines
  
• Reporter #2 - a line
• Ensemble (maids, butlers, guests, reporters, aviators, and monkeys) 
  -lots of singing, dancing, tapping, and monkey-business