Complete List of Parts
- Man in Chair
-the narrator, provides the framework for the show within the show, non-singing, non-dancing
- Robert Martin
-the bridegroom, rich oil tycoon, portrayed by a notoriously "bad" actor, baritone - Janet Van de Graaf
-the bride, famous Broadway star, giving up the stage for love, soprano with belt - George
-the best man, terribly overwhelmed with planning the wedding, high baritone - Mrs. Tottendale
-the hostess of the wedding, an adorable old lady who can't remember anything, soprano - Underling
-the persnickety butler or manservant of Mrs. Tottendale, speaks his mind dryly, baritone - Gangster #1
-One of a pair of gangster posing as innocent pastry chefs, Gangster #1 is more of the "brains," baritone - Gangster #2
-The other of the pair. Gangster #2 is a little slower on the uptake, baritone - Drowsy
-The slightly Tipsy chaperone of the bride, carefree and whimsical, a diva, mezzo-soprano - Aldolpho
-the Latin Lover, the King of Romance, played by the man of a thousand accents, baritone - Feldzieg
-the Producer, trying to sabotage the wedding to save his neck, baritone - Kitty
-a flaky chorus girl, flapper, trying to steal Janet's spotlight and win Feldzieg's approval, soprano - Trix
-an Aviatrix, flies in on a plane and saves the day, mezzo-soprano with belt - Superintendent
-speaking only (although will probably double in chorus), ruins the moment near the end of the show - Reporter #1 - some lines
- Reporter #2 - a line
- Ensemble (maids, butlers, guests, reporters, aviators, and monkeys)
-lots of singing, dancing, tapping, and monkey-business